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Joke of the Day

"Six inches of snow predicted tonight: Is that twitter 6"" | | Subway 6"" | | Real life 6"" | | Or Dan 6"" | | Cheesecake"

"Anal sex... ...it's fucking shit!"

"My girlfriend told me she's ""spotting"" and I'm like yeah right for who? You can't even bench 50 Lbs lol"

"Bob has 50 cookies. He eats 45. What does he have now? Diabetes. Bob has diabetes."

"What do you call two black men on a videotape? Evidence."

"Eye of the Tiger came on the radio and I got so excited the macaroni salad I was making is all over the walls and the cat has a black eye."

"My two year old nephew, though adorable, is a pretty violent drunk."

"Q: Did you ever hear about the rope joke? A: Skip it."

"Why I dislike this sub: There's not enough cheese and bacon on it. I think I'll go to a different place for lunch next time."

"Just had to cut ties with the girl I was dating after I found out we both wanted different things. She wanted a relationship and I wanted a better looking girlfriend."