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Joke of the Day
"A PS4 and an Xbox One got ran over Off in the distance, we hear the ambulance... WiiUWiiUWiiU"
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"What do you call a boxer with an upset stomach? Gaseous Clay"
"""Let's check in with Ted our correspondent in the field."" Ted: ""Hey Bob I've been in this field for about an hour, and I'm super bored."""
"I Wish I had Trump As A Teacher Citations would be super easy ""You know it, I know it, everyone knows it"""
"WHY DO COWS LIE DOWN IN THE RAIN? TO KEEP EACH UDDER DRY."
"Legalize drugs. Criminalize dumbasses."
"Why are you breaking up with me? ""You treat your dog like a baby. It's weird"" Shh *puts hands over dog's ears* he's 26 months he understands"
"Only when a mosquito lands on your balls do you realize That violence is not always the option"
"When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway"
"what did the gay bull say? more cowball!"