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Joke of the Day
"""I brought whipped butter instead of cream cheese for our bagels."" -terrorists"
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"TIFU Up is my horse"
"A Jewish boy asks his father for 10 dollars His father replies, ""5 dollars? What do you need 2 dollars for?"""
"My girlfriend said she will leave me unless I stop pretending to be a dung beetle. I said, 'Go right ahead. I can live without sex but I do need to eat every day'."
"I was the second person on the moon. Neil Before me!"
"What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers."
"This joke isn't funny. Donald Trump"
"-buys lottery ticket -fantasizes about winning the lottery -smiles -loses lottery -resumes general hatred for life"
"Girl, are you my funny bone? Cause you're humerus."
"Feminism! Q: How many feminists does it take to change a baby's diaper? A: Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything. And besides, where would they find a baby!"