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Joke of the Day

"I've just been to a concert put on by the Bermuda philharmonic orchestra. Half way through, the guy on the triangle disappeared."

"I bet a lot more people would read the Bible if it was called The Adventures of Jesus and Friends."

"So I was going to tell you a joke about a broken pencil... But nevermind, it's pointless."

"So an Irishman walks out of a bar...."

"Be careful when you ROFL! I once heard a joke in a scissor factory... It left me in stitches."

"Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines!"

"A man walks into a bar with a big slab of asphalt under his arm... He goes to the bartender and says, ""Two beers mate, One for now and one for the road"""

"What does Paul Atreides do when he wants the last glass of water? He calls Muad'Dibs on it"

"You'll never know what you want until someone says you can't have it."

"Girl, you should be a life gaurd You so salty, all you got to do is jump in...."