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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines!"
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"*at bank* I always think it's funny when I go to the bank because my last name is Banks Teller: ""haha. First name?"" *Pulls out gun* Robin"
"One of these days, I'm going to go fishing for complements. I hope I catch some peanut butter and jelly."
"To be fair to Justin Bieber if I had more than $75 I would act the way he does"
"*pretends to get an urgent text so I can turn around after I notice I'm walking in the wrong direction*"
"Coming out with a hair product line.... For philosophers, religious and introspective types... it's called ""The Human Conditioner""."
"*man invents wheel* ""How can we possibly improve this?"" *Man invents wheel of cheese* ""Nailed it!"""
"What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher? Would you like ketchup with your chips?"
"What's different between Asians and Caucasians? We're opposites in terms of erections and math class - one's hard for each of us, while the other isn't."