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Joke of the Day

"So I was going to tell you a joke about a broken pencil... But nevermind, it's pointless."

"The Human Centipede review I found it a little tongue-in-cheek... Source: Dad"

"Why do Seagulls live by the Sea? If they didn't, they'd be Bagulls!"

"Bill Cosby was actually gonna be in a Marvel movie He was gonna play Sandman."

"What do you call it when an amputee does Karate? Partial Arts! :)"

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? one's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean"

"Why couldn't the Italian phone salesman open up his shop... He had a Nokia"

"Once again, overheard my 13yo tell someone that I was born in the 1900s. Now I want to hide under the covers and stab all her teddy bears."

"Couldn't figure out how to set up my stereo system, so I called my dad... He gave me some sound advice."

"Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet? He's just Biden his time."