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Joke of the Day

"So an Irishman walks out of a bar...."

"What do women and rocks have in common? You can skip the flat ones."

"TIL that although Sting has been missing for a week... The Police still have no lead"

"The French military suffered a major loss today... Their largest white flag factory burned to the ground."

"Have you heard about the Oscar Pistorius drinking game? Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, you take 5 shots."

"I hope Elon Musk never gets in a scandal Because Elongate would be really drawn out."

"*Tweets funniest tweet ever *Dies laughing *Over 6 billion die laughing *Germany and Russia survive *Coz nobody left to explain the joke"

"i bet today is the most confusing day in harlem!"

"There's a spider that's been in the same place on my living room wall for an hour so he's essentially also watching Shrek."

"I can't wait to try Alton Towers newest ride The Air Ambulance."