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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear Santa is getting divorced? Mrs. Clause caught him with a HO-HO-HO......"

"A high schooled student becomes a national hero after taking down a school shooter But was expelled because of the schools zero tolerance policy"

"I like to go to telemarketing firms and interrupt their job by eating my dinner loudly."

"What happens when the Batman sees Catwoman? The Dark Knight Rises."

"Steve Buscemi is the only reported case of the saying ""If you keep making that face, it's going to get stuck that way"" being true."

"Trump made up his very own word for what he will be in less than 2 years ""Unpresidented"""

"Future Headline: ""Trump Caught On Tape Eating Newborn Babies, Hillary Caught Using Friend's Netflix Password Undecideds Still On The Fence"""

"imagine if your fridge did what you do everyday,every half hour goes to your room opens the door and stares at you for 5minutes then leaves"

"I thought removing a snail's shell would make it faster... Turns out, it only makes it more sluggish."

"*shows up to date with broken nose* ""What happened?"" Hurt myself playing football ""How?"" Threw the controller at a wall and it bounced back"