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Joke of the Day
"What does Paul Atreides do when he wants the last glass of water? He calls Muad'Dibs on it"
Next Joke
"Every year I work my ass off to get the kids what they want for Christmas but then That fat bearded bastard gets all the credit. Mind you, It's my fault I married her."
"Is my kid an official US Citizen if she just talked about how good the ranch dressing at the Cheesecake Factory is for 10mins?"
"My girlfriend told me that if I took her to get sushi, I didn't have to use a condom after. She's getting the raw end of that deal!"
"What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common? They both say insert Bill here"
"want to hear my limousine joke na its too long"
"It's chilly this morning. I should let my nipples do the typing."
"Duh There are three types of people in this world. Those who can add up, and those who can't"
"Heard this one in history class. North Korea threatened to bomb the US and France immediately surrendered."
"What's the difference between a USB and the USA? One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard."