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Joke of the Day
"My friend tried to get an anal piercing and failed... They're still butthurt about it."
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"How many vegans does it take to eat a bacon cheeseburger? One if nobody's looking."
"Me: Will you- Hubs: No Me: Can you- Hubs: Nope Me: Are you- Hubs: Oh no Me: Sex? Hubs: Yes Me: Oh hell no..... Communication is important."
"Why is the next Windows version 10? Because 7 8 9"
"I came. I shaw. I shanked."
"Q. What do you call 1000 heavily armed lesbians? A. Militia Etheridge"
"Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson? Because he'd already done the sharps and flats."
"Why don't you ever see elephants hiding up in trees? Because they're really good at it."
"When I get overly proud of America, I simply remember that in 1999 we made Mambo No. 5 a number one hit."