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Joke of the Day
"My friend tried to get an anal piercing and failed... They're still butthurt about it."
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"""You got a friend in me"" - your friend's girlfriend"
"Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victims, they went through 110 stories in 4 seconds"
"Can we stop acting like ""seasonal"" beers makes sense at all?"
"Why can't you trust a Lithium Ion battery? Because they're always Li-ion!"
"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer. What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eye deer. What do you call a deer with no eyes, legs, or genitalia? Still no fucking eye deer."
"What is bread's most deadly sin? Gluteny"
"What kind of soda did Moses drink? Mountain Jew!"
"A priest, a rabbi and a gorilla walk into a bar. The bartender looks over and says ""Is this some kind of joke?"""
"Today was boring, I hung around in my underwear all day... got kicked out of quite a few businesses though."