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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer. What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eye deer. What do you call a deer with no eyes, legs, or genitalia? Still no fucking eye deer."

"The Breakfast Club: (1985) (1hr 37 mins) Not a single breakfast is had. Barely a club. Misleading. 1/10"

"What do you call a tattoo of the most commonly used English letter on a scientist's penis? A logical phallus E."

"Why do horses have such a low divorce rate? Because they're all in *stable* relationships!"

"do I wanna smoke? sure I'll smoke. I'll smoke u fools on the court when ur lung capacity is severely compromised. stay in school, be active"

"How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer? There's whiteout on the screen."

"Bernie Sanders Draws 28,000 in Portland Rally I never would have guessed he was such a talented and quick artist."

"People claim they're into recycling, but just watch their faces when you rinse out a condom."

"Did it hurt? When I subtly insulted you to lower your self esteem in order to make you subconsciously seek my approval because I am a socio"

"Who needs a girlfriend when I have my right hand..... To make me sandwiches :)"