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Joke of the Day
"Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victims, they went through 110 stories in 4 seconds"
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"Did you hear what happened to the man who ate too much spaghetti? He pasta way."
"What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke? Karma. (Please forgive me)"
"A man goes to heaven he says to God ""i've been dying to meet you."""
"Who is missing an egg? there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg."