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Joke of the Day
"What kind of soda did Moses drink? Mountain Jew!"
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"They say it takes talent to keep making movies after 50 Apparently they haven't said this to Steven Seagal"
"I wrote a theatrical performance on puns Really, it was just a play on words."
"How do you get a hippie off your door step? Pay for the pizza and close the door."
".@Garfield because of your ""cartoon"" I fed my beloved Mr. Turtle lasagna & coffee for his birthday & he died. I will fuck your soul."
"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice"
"I feel like a text is too serious without an ""lol"" or ""haha"" in there somewhere."
"What does Donald Trump say after sex? I never saw that woman in my life."
"What do you call a really nice retard? A sweet potato"
"What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesaurus"