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Joke of the Day

"Can we stop acting like ""seasonal"" beers makes sense at all?"

"Why are uncircumcised people loners? Because they're complete dicks."

"My girlfriend called me a misogynist today That's a big word for a female."

"You won't believe this, kids, but TV used to end. Every day. They played the national anthem, and then it just...stopped. Scary, huh?"

"I received the oddest dollar bill as change. When I looked closely, I noticed that George Washington was wearing face-paint, a wig, and round, red nose. It was obviously a clownterfeit."

"What's the worst thing about suicide bombers? They're not organ donors."

"I delete enough tweets to know I should never get a tattoo."

"college is a lot like kindergarten except instead of going to school im smoking weed in my dorm at 1 pm"

"Last Jew to win a Heisman Trophy? Fred Goldman"

"I just saw a pizza delivery guy get in a terrible accident. I feel so bad. Someone's just sitting around, wondering where their pizza is."