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Joke of the Day
"What is bread's most deadly sin? Gluteny"
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"What car do insects drive? A Volkswagen automobile."
"What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car :P"
"Me: ""What's the haps, yo?"" 19yo niece: ... Me: ... 19yo niece: ... Me: ""I'm sorry."""
"What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach? Oeuf!"
"I'm on at least 5 different social networks right now managing my empire of utter and complete bullshit."
"THERAPIST: what's the problem? WIFE: he objectifies women ME: [trying to stuff bread into her armpit] toaster"
"If Clinton gets elected, federal employees will be LEGALLY allowed to consume cannabis! If you smoke, you have to say ""I did not inhale"" and if you do edibles, you have to say ""I did not swallow"""
"Wanna hear a joke about eye fluid? It's vitreous humor."
"How many knees could a negro grow if a negro could grow knees?"