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Joke of the Day

"A priest, a rabbi and a gorilla walk into a bar. The bartender looks over and says ""Is this some kind of joke?"""

"Why do elephants drink so much? To try to forget!"

"Hello everyone Where are u from?"

"Smile and the world smiles with you. Laugh and the world wants you to stop looking at your phone and drive."

"Halloween: The one day I can flap my arms like a bat and nobody asks any questions."

"A woman participating in a survey was asked how she felt about condoms. She said, ""Depends on what's in it for me."""

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? You're a fucking rapist."

"""It's been a business doing pleasure with you."" - Prostitutes"

"Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead!"

"Who's the fax machine player in Skrillex?"