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Joke of the Day
"I went to a vegan restaurant once. Wait, no, that was just a florist."
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"What's the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman One is on the cover of playboy while the other is on the cover of national geographic"
"When I change my son I don't use diaper cream, I use anti-wrinkle cream. He'll thank me as an adult with the smoothest balls in history."
"What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move? Nah, mastay"
"A Slinky is a great way to teach young children that it's fun to push things down the stairs."
"""What did Fifty Cent say to his Grandmother when she made him a sweater?"" ""GEE, YOU KNIT!?!?"""
"What do you...... What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator."
"ENTER PASSWORD password YOUR PASSWORD IS TOO LITERAL PLEASE TRY AGAIN again ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW"
"Synonames: two names that fit the same type of person (see: Trish and Pam)"
"What did the athletic trainer say to the body builder who was allergic to protein powder? ""No whey."""