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Joke of the Day

"When I change my son I don't use diaper cream, I use anti-wrinkle cream. He'll thank me as an adult with the smoothest balls in history."

"Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose? They suspected it of fowl play."

"They don't treat the black people right. In our neighborhoods, they don't have banks -- they have check cashing."

"My girlfriend was voted most likely to succeed And it happened. She sucks my seed every night."

"Does anybody have any really old jokes that are actually funny? I'm talking antiques, 100 years +."

"What do you get when you cross a gangster and a serial killer? Murdered. (If you don't get it: ""cross"" can mean ""betray"")"

"what did the depressed monkey say when his tail went through the lawnmower? It won't be long now..."

"Seeing the leaves change in autumn always reminds me of my Grandpa. He died falling out of a tree too."

"Atheism... ...is a non-prophet organization."

"The hardest part about dying is finding a body double to sit in a coffin for you while you take off to party island."