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Joke of the Day
"A gay vegan atheist walked into a bar.. I knew he was because he told everyone in five seconds."
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"How are a homosexual and a tumbleweed alike? They keep blowing and blowing until they end up on a fence in Wyoming."
"I'll defend puppies & kittens with my life.. But if your kid's acting like a spoiled brat...I will ABSOLUTELY knock him over when you're not looking."
"Miranda rights a lady police officer was reading the miranda rights to the guy being arrested "" what ever you say can be and will be held against you"" the guy says ""tits"""
"Google Page 2 The best place to hide a dead body is Google Page2."
"Because 'brunch' sounds better than 'I slept until 2pm, I have a hangover and I want pancakes.'"
"Makeup can make you look pretty on the outside, but it won't help if you're ugly on the inside. Unless you eat the makeup..."
"Can we pretend that shooting stars in the night sky are like airplanes? I could sure use comfort that we won't get hit by a meteorite."
"""I find pleasure in the little things""... ...Said the pedofile to the court."
"I was told that hardcore Christians don't think anal counts as losing your virginity so that's why pastors get off scot free"