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Joke of the Day
"What do you...... What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator."
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"Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because he wasn't born yesterday"
"CarefulWhere's your shoesPlease stop cryingMaybe eat somethingYou dropped the bottle- things you say to babies & drunks."
"Where do dogs go when they lose their tails? To a retail store."
"What do you call the space in between Pamela Anderson's breasts? **Silicon Valley**"
"I put my pants on just like everyone else in your mom's bedroom in the morning"
"What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a Poodle? If a Rottweiler starts humping your leg you let it finish."
"""Meet sexy singles in your area!"" Why do I always recognize the girls in the ""Meet sexy singles in your area!"" from 4chan? I didn't know there were so many girls in my area on 4chan!"
"In what school subjects does the teacher say 'Well done hamburgers'? A wide range of subjects - meatyeval history meatematics and word grill."
"What do call forty lesbians in a tree A CUNTREE"