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Joke of the Day

"A Slinky is a great way to teach young children that it's fun to push things down the stairs."

"Two antennas met on a roof... After a while they fell in love and in a few years time the antennas got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was great!"

"What was King Arthur's favourite game ? Knights and crosses !"

"What do you call a Children's show with some Alcohol added in? Booze Clues."

"A Poem Roses are red, Violets are blue, Stop memes about Harambe -Cincinnati Zoo"

"What's the difference between Jesus and Mexicans? Jesus doesn't have any tattoos of Mexicans."

"I love the new Upvote noise Reddit made... Thank you."

"What do you call an atheist in a six foot pine box? All dressed up, with no place to go."

"Which chord is essential to every Christian song? Gsus"

"I like to paint pictures of WW2 bombers onto the sides of beautiful women."