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Joke of the Day
"Synonames: two names that fit the same type of person (see: Trish and Pam)"
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"Jackson Pollock - great painter piss poor pictionary partner"
"I would tell you a nun joke.. .. but it's nun-appropriate."
"A Roman walks into a bar... A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus.... ""You mean a martini?"" the bartender asks. The Roman replied, ""If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!"""
"There's going to be a Fast and Furious cameo on Walking Dead Paul, walker"
"Whenever someone says ""let's get weird"" my first thought is ""I'm already there"""
"What do you call a dress that refuses to learn? Clothes-minded."
"Driving isn't about making the moves you want, it's about preventing others from making the moves they want."
"wow if you dont pronounce 'testicles' like its the name of a greek warrior"
"What's it called when you're killing time at work hiding in the bathroom? Stalling."