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Joke of the Day

"What did the athletic trainer say to the body builder who was allergic to protein powder? ""No whey."""

"Where do Jihadists get their snacks? At the Allah hu snackbar."

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that Subway is healthy."

"How do you make a hormone? Just don't pay her"

"Why did I wear no jeans today? my supply was short."

"Everyone says I should sign up for a 401k but I don't think I can run that far."

"Why was the scarecrow given an award? Cause he was out standing in his field"

"Engineers will get it They should call it a Bachelor because of Science."

"My wife's cock crazy... Two licks then she goes nuts."

"All my dance moves look like i'm trying to tell the guy on first base to steal second.."