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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman One is on the cover of playboy while the other is on the cover of national geographic"

"What was the under-appreciated, often-exploited kitchen contractor's complaint? I'm always taken for granite!"

"What does one tampon say to the other? Nothing, they're both stuck up bitches"

"Why was number 6 scared of number 7? Because 7 8 9!"

"Why is the all-seeing eye the symbol of the occult? Because they want us all under super-vision!"

"Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his thanksgiving dinner? Because someone stole his boat."

"When Vladimir Putin left his home as a teenager he told his dad: ""You are now the man of the house."""

"Fuck you, stupid ass crackers!!! Why won't you melt in my soup!?!?"

"Dark humour is like food. Not everyone gets it"

"I would tell a joke about fat people, But they have enough on their plate as it is."