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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman One is on the cover of playboy while the other is on the cover of national geographic"

"I have an addiction to cheddar... But it's only mild"

"Two muffins are in an oven One says to the other ""Man, it sure is hot in here"" The other replies ""Holy shit! A talking muffin!"""

"What did the serial killer say before he killed his victim? cheerio."

"Anytime I cannot find my kids I just go to the bathroom and wait for them to barge in"

"My girlfriend left a note on the fridge ""This is not working. I'm going to my mom's house."" I opened the fridge. The light came on. The beer was cold. What the hell is she talking about?"

"why should you be afraid if you see a bull chasing after you? Well. I don't know about you guys, but I wouldn't want something that horny chasing me!"

"Sexy subjunctives... ... give you would."

"I'm glad the Dentist calls me the day before to remind me to cancel my appointment."

"What is Harper Lee's favorite alcoholic drink? A Tequila Mockingbird."