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Joke of the Day
"Before Twitter, I used to be stupid in the privacy of my own mind."
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"A grasshopper walks into a bar....... And the bar staff said to the grasshopper "" theres a drink named after you "" The Grasshopper replied "" theres a drink called bob?! """
"Did you hear what happened when Oedipus got flu? He became one sick mother fucker."
"Sometimes I feel like a real perv when I'm watching girls get dressed through a pair of binoculars"
"the sadness of breaking up is less the loss of the person but of a 1000 inside jokes that you'll remember throughout life & never reshare"
"Throwing handfuls of parmesan cheese at someone while yelling ""PARMAGEDDON!"" might just be the game-changer your Monday needs."
"What's the name of the Hogwarts Professor that has an STI? Syphilis Snape"
"""Great, those annoying white people that talk loud and take all the good seats just walked in"" -everyone else in the coffee shop in Friends."
"The word of the day is ""Legs."" Spread the word!"
"I got a call from my ex crying and telling me she was HIV+ The hardest part is always having to act surprised."