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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear what happened when Oedipus got flu? He became one sick mother fucker."
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"What do you get when you cross NWA and Young Money? Dr. Drake."
"At the Republican convention they kept telling everyone to stop with the Bush-bashing... Who are they to tell me what I can and can't do in the bedroom!?"
"I had a dream where I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. Where the hell is my pillow?"
"My Mom burned my Hawaiian pizza today... I guess she should have put the oven on aloha setting..."
"I got hooked on Italian food in high school after my dealer sold me a bag of oregano."
"I like my women like I like my coffee... Ground Up and in the Freezer."
"What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower? Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction."
"Person: ""I hate geology puns."" Me: ""My sediments exactly."""
"What is the speed limit of sex? 68, because any faster and you'll flip over and eat it."