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Joke of the Day

"A grasshopper walks into a bar....... And the bar staff said to the grasshopper "" theres a drink named after you "" The Grasshopper replied "" theres a drink called bob?! """

"How does a lobster answer the phone? Shello?"

"Lovers joke When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date."

"How come there are no Jared Fogle jokes on reddit? No I mean it im just asking,"

"I started flossing again recently to remove food from between my teeth I never realized just how much blood I was eating"

"Jews rated their trip to Auschwitz: ##**They all gave it one star.**"

"There is really no easy way to say it, ma'am, but your son has just fallen into the Eyjafjallajokull."

"""Pasta la veista, baby"" -Arnold Schwarzenoodles"

"I think my favorite sexual organ is the one in the Milan Cathedral because that is the only organ I've actually had sex with."

"A Mexican, a black guy, and an Asian are in a car. Who's driving? They better hope it's not the Asian."