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Joke of the Day

"""Great, those annoying white people that talk loud and take all the good seats just walked in"" -everyone else in the coffee shop in Friends."

"If that's his reaction to spinach, Popeye should never try cocaine."

"Why did the elephant paints it's toes red? So he could hide in the cherry tree."

"The sight of naked cleavage reduces a man's ability to reason by 50% ... Per boob."

"What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Making the decision to turn off life support."

"What do you call a folder of child pornography? A pedo-file."

"If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...? Stereotyping."

"What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race? ""The track is alright."""

"What kind of pistol should you use to shoot a bear? The one with the smallest barrel. It hurts the least when the bear shoves it up your ass."

"Hahaha this stupid baby on the bus thinks they can cry louder than me"