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Joke of the Day

"the sadness of breaking up is less the loss of the person but of a 1000 inside jokes that you'll remember throughout life & never reshare"

"Did you hear about the new gourmet cereal chef? His name is Golden Grahamsay."

"I wasn't dropped as a baby, but I've been making up for it ever since."

"Wanna hear a girlfriend joke? Nah, you won't get it"

"What's the difference between a hedgehog and a limo? A hedgehogs got pricks on the outside."

"Why do women have legs? Have you seen the mess a snail makes?"

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing and delivery"

"Serious Question: Can I get a moustache by kissing another guy with a moustache?"

"My three year old son, Basil, says that since none of us invented language we should stop appropriating words."

"A midget walks into a bar I guess it was set too low"