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Joke of the Day

"If you don't want me to sing at your kids then don't name them Roxanne."

"Where does Dracula buy his writing supplies? Pencilvania."

"Why did the Grim Reaper go to the shoe repair shop? To get some soles!"

"Him: Wanna bump uglies, baby? Me: Ooh, yes please! * Grabs two ugly people and starts smacking them against each other. *"

"I have the body of a god Shame it's Buddha"

"Before you send that mass ""Merry Christmas!"" text don't."

"I'd tell you the joke about the philosopher but I think only a Nietzsche audience would understand it."

"Fishy tales Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk? Because he was stuck in denial."

"What Do You Call A Mexican From The Caribbean? A Carabiner"

"A zombie walks into a bar Bartender says ""we don't serve zombies here"" to which the zombie replies ""that's fine, is the human fresh?"""