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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes I feel like a real perv when I'm watching girls get dressed through a pair of binoculars"

"Even though the country is called Iceland, its winters are actually quite mild. Guess they should have called it Chile"

"The Outsiders: Why is Ponyboy lactose intolerant? He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop."

"What do you call a fish with no eye? fsh"

"Strip search? ... OK, but I'm going to need some background music."

"Why is Darth Vader so famous? He was the first black man to admit he is the father."

"Hey did you hear the punchline about the scary cow? It was Terror bull."

"Why are most male politicians gay? They can only mandate."

"Muslim extremists have crashed a speedboat into the Thames barrier in London... Police think it might be the early start of Ram-a-dam."

"I downloaded corn onto my computer. It messed up the kernel."