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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between an epileptic oyster farmer and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks while he fits and the other one...."

"If Eve sacrificed the whole human race for an apple, have you ever wondered what she would have done for a cucumber?"

"See these teardrop tattoos? I got one for every time I cried in jail."

"Why are gay guys so good at moving? They are used to getting their shit packed"

"I saw a gay midget the other day I thought wow that's a little queer"

"Son: am I adopted? Me: not yet, but we're hopeful."

"Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm? It was the pot calling the cattle back."

"I went to the zoo the other day. They only had one animal; a dog. It was a Shih Tzu"

"Did you hear about the new bra they call the Sheepdog? It rounds them up and points them in the right direction."

"A blonde is walking down the street and sees a banana peel 10 ft in front of her She says to herself ""Oh no not again."""