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Joke of the Day

"Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm? It was the pot calling the cattle back."

"I had to quit my job as a Microsoft delivery man It got awkward telling people I was giving word to their mother."

"Sorry I just saw your text from last night, are you guys still at the restaurant"

"Chuck Norris has a roundhouse-kick app for his iPhone 8.0"

"A bad Workman blames his fools *tools Fucking autocorrect"

"I would like to buy a vowel... But they don't take SNAP."

"What's the best thing about having sex with 23 year olds? There's twenty of them."

"you can't watch porn on the new iphone they took the jack off"

"Husband and wife near wishing well. Suddenly wife slips and fell in the well. Terrified husband: Noooooooooo...I can't believe it's working!"

"Willpower? Sure. It's in the garage with my unicorn."