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Joke of the Day
"I saw a gay midget the other day I thought wow that's a little queer"
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"What do you call two Chinese government massacres? Tienanmen squared"
"What did the amazed Kazakhstani say? That's Astana-shing"
"What did the Third Reich say when they fired Hitler? ""You're ladolf."""
"Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great service but no atmosphere."
"What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich? A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide"
"What's the pink panther's to do list? *To do *To do *To do to do to do to do to doooooo"
"Musing I've had: If a person has sex with sheep, do they need to wear a condomn?"
"We now have TWO Wawa's by the interstate. The one on the east side of I4 is not so bad. But the other one, whoa. It's the Wawa West over there."
"Him: It's so damn sexy when women bite their lip Me: Like this? Him: The bottom lip."