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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the new bra they call the Sheepdog? It rounds them up and points them in the right direction."

"Q: What do you call a cracked window? A: A pane in the glass."

"Google fiber mission statement Bringing you a more regular internet."

"Jared Fogle's defense in court. He was just trying to get off."

"There was once this starving homeless man near Pyongyang... This joke has been removed. Food and shelter is plentiful in North Korea. To desire more is greed."

"Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down a chimney."

"I bet Seal is terrified of shark week."

"Lecturing my smoker friends on how cool they look"

"Whenever you feel sad, just remember that somewhere in this world There is an idiot pulling a door that says ""Push"""

"I wish I had never wished for that. ""Done. You're back to 2 wishes."""