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Joke of the Day

"I went to the zoo the other day. They only had one animal; a dog. It was a Shih Tzu"

"What`s the definition of frustration? A 16 year old boy outside the Fuck-For-A-Buck shop with only 99 cents."

"at Nike advertising meeting I need a slogan for these shoes by the end of the day. I don't care how it gets done just do it..hold up a sec"

"Why was Jokeexplainbot angry? Because someone was pushing his buttons!"

"Raheem is a Pakistani orphan boy who has to walk 5 miles to reach his school.. but with your help of a few pennies a month..we can buy a whip and make the lazy bastard run."

"What do 50 cent hot dogs have in common with lumber? Two buy four."

"Me on Masterchef: Ive made a roasted pork kebab breaded with buttermilk cornbread and served with a tomato reduction Them: This is a corndog"

"Why don't the other DC heroes like Nightwing? He's always being a dick to them."

"There are now five cup sizes at Starbucks: Short, Tall, Grande, Venti, and Chuck Norris."

"Lost an electron Really gotta keep an ion them."