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Joke of the Day
"Son: am I adopted? Me: not yet, but we're hopeful."
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"I know Victoria's secret She's hungry."
"My SO is on a diet and I noticed she was staring at her food so I asked why..... She said 'I'm watching what I eat'."
"The french word for ""unfortunately"" has 15 letters The english word for unfortunately has 13, but it's two short EDIT: For the curious, the french word is ""malheureusement"""
"What is the job of a gentleman pimp? To Tally-hos!"
"What do you call a gay rock. A fruity pebble."
"There's a line of underwear specially made for skeletons... It's called the VerteBra."
"A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his ass.......... The doctor described his condition as stable."
"What kind of jokestuff do farmers like? Corny jokes."
"They're not going to grow bananas any longer. Really? Why not? Because they're long enough already."