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Joke of the Day
"Son: am I adopted? Me: not yet, but we're hopeful."
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"Alright MythBusters, it's time to step it up. You're busting viral videos now? Next you're gonna tell me Toy Story 3 was bullshit."
"Why do you always invite at least two mormons to go out fishing with you? If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer."
"When you find it hard to keep a girl, find a girl that keeps it hard."
"The Shining is my favorite movie about what can happen when you spend too much time with family."
"Three things that are certain in life~ 1) Death 2) Paying taxes 3) Somewhere a woman is pissed at a man ...."
"Did you know you can tell the gender of an ant by throwing it in water? If it sinks, it's girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant."
"Engineer's Joke I have a girlfriend!"
"When people tell me ""You're gonna regret that in the morning"" I sleep in til noon, because I'm a problem Solver"
"How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? In Soviet Russia, lightbulb screws YOU!"