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Joke of the Day

"A blonde is walking down the street and sees a banana peel 10 ft in front of her She says to herself ""Oh no not again."""

"A friend of mine has a trophy wife... apparently it wasn't first place."

"I learned about genetic mutation in biology today. It was my first class."

"What is the last sound you hear before a pubic hair hits the floor? PTEWIE!"

"""You know how I realized I had such a great butt?"" Because every time I would walk away after meeting a group of ladies I could hear them say, "" what an ass"""

"What do you call a psychic who simply doesn't care? Telapathy"

"I was once an avid smoker of weed... I did weed everywhere I did it in rain I did it in snow But I did not, in hail."

"German math If a train leaves Berlin travelling east at 30kph and another train leaves Munich travelling south at 25kph. How many Jews can be killed in 5years?"

"Do you like fish sticks? Who are you? Kanye West?"

"I just read this article about short term memory I don't remember what it was about"