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Joke of the Day
"Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ? Because you can't bury them in trees !"
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"The government is so screwed up and dysfunctional, I'm amazed I haven't tried to date it yet"
"What's a math teacher's favorite TV show? Sinefeld"
"Here's how it is done Daniel Tosh I told a pregnant woman a joke about rape and she still got a kick out of it"
"Two astronauts in the ISS... One says to the other, ""What's up?"" The other replies, ""Yeah, what?"" I'm pretty sure this is OC, I haven't see it else where."
"Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team? She kept running away from the ball."
"Just found this hillarious joke I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers."
"*eye of the tiger starts to play as I trip & fall down the stairs"
"What kind of party do prisoners in jail like most of all. A going-away party."
"The Atom and the Cation The Atom says to the Cation, ""who's in charge around here?"" Cation: ""I am!"" Atom: ""Are you sure?"" Cation: ""I'm positive!"""