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Joke of the Day
"So I read this book about a camping trip, It was really intents... I'll see myself out."
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"I've been leaving a dollar in every book I read my entire life for my kids to find when it's my time to go. I'm already up to like 3 bucks."
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"What's the difference between Pink and Purple ...your grip."