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Joke of the Day

"Today's average 5 yr old can't tie his own shoes & probably still shits his pants, but he'll solve your wireless network problem."

"Why did the little pig try to join the Navy? He loved to sing ""Oinkers Aweight"""

"When it comes to Arab countries, the US is like that damaged girl who dates bad boys, ""because I can change him."""

"I wouldn't say I never exercise... Occasionally, my nose runs."

"What white actor is going to play Prince in his bio pic? Peter Dinklige"

"A woman was accused of attacking her husband with several guitars. When she got in front of the judge he asked, ""first offender?"" She replied, ""No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."""

"I'll never forget my grandfather's last words ""Stop shaking the ladder you little cunt!"""

"What do you call a well-endowed Asian man? Hung Lo"

"A psychic goes to buy clothes Employee: how about this one? Psychic: That top is too small Employee: You didn't even try it on Psychic: I'm a medium"

"*watches an extremely cute guy flirt with an equally cute girl at the gym from the floor above like an old witch on a mountain*"