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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Neither did he"

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"Someone once told me that nothing rhymes with orange ... I said, ""no it doesn't...."""
"At first, I was ashamed of reading erotica ,but then I came to terms."
"People say cannibals are disgusting human beings But this one tastes pretty good"
"What's black and taps on the window? A baby in the microwave :)"
"My dad was a construction site thief When I got home all the signs were there."
"I asked my 5yo not to do something, and he just smiled maniacally and nodded his head until I gave up. I'm going to try this on my wife."
"What kind of a battery does Dj Khaled use? A Li-ion battery."
"Girl, are you a jar in my parents' fridge? Because I have absolutely no way of knowing how old you are."
"Why do demons love apostrophes? They show possession."