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Joke of the Day

"Calling someone average is mean but I think they are the mean"

"I think Samsung has messed up with my new phone's shipment. I had booked a Galaxy Note ''S7'', not C4."

"What is the difference between a black person and a tire? The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains."

"A new Michael Jackson album was released this week and it contains a track titled ""Do You Know Where Your Children Are?"" Even worse, the next song is called, ""Can You Give Me Directions?"""

"Why doesn't Barbie get pregnant? ...because Ken comes in a separate box."

"Me: Siri, did you know millions of people misquote you on Twitter every day? Siri: Tim, I want your polish sausage."

"How do you lose fourteen stone of fat? Dump him."

"Q: How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it? A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack."

"What did the Bantha say when he ate the Wookie? Chewie (You have to be a Star Wars fan)"

"How do moms from West Virginia know when their daughters start their period? Their son's dick starts tasting like blood"