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Joke of the Day
"Calling someone average is mean but I think they are the mean"
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"What is the only feeling that's worse than sitting on a cold toilet seat? Sitting on a warm one."
"So this guy comes into a bar... no, wait - it was a horse. So this guy comes into a horse...."
"I just got a job in a Reggae band. I've just got a job in a Reggae band, It's rather easy because I play the Triangle... All I do is stand at the back n ting."
"what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers"
"Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, ""What kind of music do you like?"" The other says, ""I'm a big metal fan"""
"Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion? Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion."
"I used a fax machine today!! I also ran all the cotton thru the gin and plowed the field with my oxen while it finished dialing up."
"so awkward when the bill for the wall comes out and no one reaches for it"
"What do you call a Frenchman with eleven penises? Jean Cocteau"