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Joke of the Day
"This guy is choking on the last hotdog I wanted so I'm just going to let him die."
Next Joke
"I'm great at drinking and driving but I would never do them at the same time."
"What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go out at night without Robin"
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that thing?"
"[grocery store] dad to his crying baby: shhh stop crying [baby keeps crying] me: wow, your baby does not listen"
"I have beiber fever; every time i hear about him i get sick."
"My car has started clicking at me. I think it's trying to tell me something, but the jokes on him, I don't speak a single African language."
"A man was walking his dog through the graveyard when he saw another man crouching behind a gravestone. ""Morning!"" he said. The other man replies, ""No, just having a shit"
"My life. Best joke I know!"
"What's the difference between an alcoholic and a necrophiliac? One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue."