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Joke of the Day
"My life. Best joke I know!"
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"From my handwriting identification skills. I have carefully deduced that Santa is my secret Valentine every year."
"I tried smuggling child porn across the border once.... and i would've gotten away with it if it weren't for those fucking kids!"
"I'm still angry about those Oreo Thins. I'm here waiting for TripleStuf and QuadrupleStuf and they're all ""we went the other way with it."""
"A guy tells his doctor ""I have a good pee every morning at 7.. ""And a good bowel movement at 8."" Doctor says ""OK so what's the trouble?"" Man says ""I don't get out of bed till 9!"""
"My ex-girlfriend always used to tell me I only think with my penis. A small part of me thinks she might have been right.."
"What is brown and sticky? a stick"
"What did the right eye say to the left? There's something between us that smells.. *drops mic*"
"A Mexican walked into a Polish store and greeted every one. He was handed a sausage. Edit: Ok I will walk myself out..."
"Hear about the lady who backed into a fan? Disaster"