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Joke of the Day
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that thing?"
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"The people doing it in pornos are in love, right?"
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"Why do Ethiopian women give the best blowjobs? You know they'll swallow"
"What did the gay guy change his name to? Roy G. Biv"
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"What's the difference between a Unicorn and a cop who treats black people fairly? Nothing; they both don't exist."
"Why won't Americans switch to a dollar coin? They're afraid of change."
"Why Kobe's Still Married Kobe: What do you want for your birthday this year? Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring."
"I prefer regular taxis to Uber in NYC cause the driver and I can both treat each other like shit without worrying about getting a bad grade"