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Joke of the Day

"I have beiber fever; every time i hear about him i get sick."

"Trump is going to take out these mexicans... juan by juan."

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? AYEE ya thought it be ARRR but it be the 'C'!"

"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster and a prostitute with IBS? Well, one you have to shuck between fits..."

"Jared Fogel is teaching a music class in prison Today's lesson is fingering A minor"

"Has this one ever been used? Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was chicken. Alright."

"Friend: What are you gonna be for halloween? Me: Drunk!"

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking! jk... rolling"

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I don't pay to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"I have got the best business idea of 2013, I am going to start Facebook rehab centers throughout country."