94864

Joke of the Day

"What do liberals and homeless people have in common? They are always asking for change."

"You know what's a big ripoff? Velcro"

"What do you call a depressed gang member? An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son"

"Q: What did the cook say to the dough? A: I ""NEED"" you!"

"What did one gay box say to the other? ""Nice package..."""

"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!"

"My last days. If I ever end up on life support unplug me. Then plug me back in again and see if that works. REBOOT me baby!"

"Do you know the difference between genius and stupid? ""Genius has its limits."""

"Why do Jewish men watch porno's backwards? That way they can see the hooker give the money back."

"Funny one liner if the purpose of technology is to make our lives easier, then i need a ""voice-based-auto-adjustable-underwear""."