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Joke of the Day
"Why did the dead baby cross the road Because I kicked it. Bonus wife is giving birth right now."
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"What's the last thing that goes through a bugs mind when he hits a windshield? His ass."
"in the rental car today and my son said it was like we were in a ""rocket ship"" how many rocket ships have you been in. That's what I thought"
"If I were a fashion designer I wouldn't spend any money on advertising but rather pay old people to wear my competitor's clothing"
"What do sex, Mexican food, and pizza have in common? They're all easy to do decent but hard to do great."
"Just been on bigbustycoons.com Damn, those guys have really good bus companies."
"You should not throw stones at glass houses but they never said anything about the home owners."
"What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line? Stopping it with a shovel."
"Do someone a favor and it becomes your job."
"Socialist jokes are not funny Unless everyone gets them."