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Joke of the Day
"What's the last thing that goes through a bugs mind when he hits a windshield? His ass."
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"A friend of mine asked if I could give her the definition of a double entendre... so I gave it to her."
"humer why do squirrels swim on their backs???? To keep their nuts dry!"
"Dozens of Foxnews employees found dead in horrible murder spree! They were in the Kentucky Church in Kingsman! /(this joke makes sense if you have seen the movie)"
"What do you call a man who inherits a dairy? A Dairy Heir."
"When the cashier asks me ""Is that everything?"", I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her."
"I'm cooking some SpaghettiOs in nothing but my underwear. All of a sudden, Chef Ramsay bursts into my kitchen and beats the shit out of me."
"How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day? ""Aboot this big"""
"Couple kissing on the road A Kid On His Way To Home With His Mom Saw A Couple Kissing On The Road, He Suddenly Shouted & Said: Look Mom look, that boy and girl Are Fighting For A Chewing GUM."
"What do you call a Canadian that's been run through a blender? Pure-eh"